hey guys. back from melbourne after a week (back to moderating job again). don't know where to post these pictures but here are a few snapshots of the australian civic version.

got sun roof ..

but i rented the FD nemesis instead whilst i was in melbourne!




anyway the fuel there is of good quality. 19litres of fuel got me going for 260km

Says a lot when you post pix of Mitsu Lancer on your joke thread

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A deaf mute man is working his way up in the Triads and finally gets the job of collecting "protection" money on a small patch in China Town. After a few weeks though he gets greedy and starts to cream off some of the money and stashes it in a safe place. The Triad bosses however soon realise that they are short by about $40,000 and send their best enforcer to sort it out.

He finds the deaf mute collector and asks him where the money is, but they can't communicate so the enforcer drags the guy to one of the poor restaurant owners who he knew could use sign language.

"Ask him where the money is." The restaurant owner signs to the man who'd been terrorising the neighbourhood for weeks "Where's the money?" The deaf mute replies, "I don't know what you're talking about."

The interpreter tells the enforcer this, who immediately pulls out a gun and points in the collector's mouth. "NOW ask him where the money is."

The terrified deaf-mute signs back, "The $40,000 is in deposit box 542 at Paddington Station and the key is in the glove compartment of my car."

The restaurant owner says to the Triad, "He says he still doesn't know what you're talking about, doesn't think you have the balls to pull the trigger, and your mother is a prostitute who works the docks for little or no money."

An airplane takes off from the airport. The captain is Jewish and the first officer is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together and it's obvious by the silence that they don't get along.

After 30 minutes, the Jewish captain mutters, "I don't like Chinese." The first officer replies, "You no rike Chinese? Why dat?" "You bombed Pearl Harbor. That's why I don't like Chinese." "No, no, Japanese bomb Peahl Hahbah, not Chinese." "Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese, it doesn't matter. They're all alike."

Another 30 minutes of silence. Finally the first officer says, "No rike Jews." "Why not? Why don't you like Jews?" "Jews sink Titanic." "No, no. The Jews didn't sink the Titanic. It was an iceberg." "Iceberg, Goldberg, Rosenberg, no mattah. All arike."

A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perked up and said, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!" "What a coincidence" the farmer said. "This is a special day for me, I am celebrating."

This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating," said the woman. "What a coincidence!" said the farmer.

As they clinked glasses he added, "What are you celebrating?" "My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynaecologist told me that I am pregnant!" "What a coincidence!" said the man.

"I'm a chicken farmer and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized eggs." "That's great!" said the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?" "I used a different cock," he replied. The woman smiled, clinked his glass and said, "What a coincidence!"

One dismal rainy night, a taxi driver spotted an arm waving from the shadows of an alley halfway down the block. Even before he rolled to a stop at the curb, a figure leaped into the cab and slammed the door. Checking his rear view mirror as he pulled away, he was startled to see a dripping wet, naked woman sitting in the back seat.

"Where to?" he stammered. "Union Station," answered the woman. "You got it," he said, taking another long glance in the mirror.

The woman caught him staring at her and asked, "Just what the hell are you looking at, driver?" "Well ma'am, I noticed that you're completely naked, and I was just wondering how you'll pay your fare...?"

The woman spread her legs, put her feet up on the front seat, smiled at the driver and said, "Does this answer your question?" Still looking in the mirror, the cabbie asked, "Got anything smaller?"

bro,...it cant be done ....ask a few bankers ....joke only...banks also know this prank...they are not stupid esp. nowlah...

well this is obviously not meant to be a joke. however opening a brand new thread for this is not necessary as well.

anyway, this is what will happen when a bmw ramps into an animal (looks like a deer or a kangaroo?) at a high speed.






good thing that the front of an FD is more streamline shaped and a more compact design eh? no way an animal could go all the way back there...

Wow thats a bar b q straight from de engine ha...

On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident. The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter showed up, they asked him.

St. Peter says, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out," and he leaves...

The couple sat and waited, and waited. Two months passed and the couple is still waiting. As they waited, they discussed that if they were allowed to get married in Heaven, what was the eternal aspect of it all... "What if it doesn't work?" they wondered, "Are we stuck together forever?"

After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat bedraggled. "Yes," he informs the couple, "you can get married in Heaven." "Great!" said the couple, "But we were just wondering, what if thing don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"

St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slams his clipboard onto the ground. "What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple. "OH, COME ON!" St. Peter shouts, "It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer?"

ahhhh... the good life indeed...