Don't Lie to Kids

keanu7997 · Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 8:00 pm Post subject: Don't Lie to Kids

A guy is sunbathing nude at the beach. A little girl comes up to him, so he covers his privates with a newspaper.

The little girl says, 'What's under there?' The man says, 'A bird.' The girl goes away and the man falls asleep.

He wakes up in a hospital and in great pain. A doctor & a policeman are at his bed, and the Dr. asks, "Do you remember what happened?"

The man answers, 'I don't know. I was at the beach and I fell asleep after talking to a little girl."

The policeman says "I asked her what happened? She said, 'I didn't do anything to the man, but while he was sleeping, I played with his bird. Then it spit at me! ........
so I broke its neck, burned its nest, and smashed its two little eggs!"; Embarassed

DON'T LIE TO KIDS!!!

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teelim · Amateur Lvl 2 Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 272

Ouch!

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SpeedySnail · Moderator Joined: 02 Mar 2009 Posts: 1088

, you asked for it and you will get it Laughing

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Louis_Loo · Veteran Joined: 28 Jul 2008 Posts: 549 Location: Cheras

lol

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