HOW FAR
Two blondes living in Townsville were sitting on a bench talking while looking at the moon.....

And one blonde says to the other, 'Which do you think is farther away...... Melbourne or the moon?'

The other blonde turns and says 'Helloooooooooo, can you see Melbourne. ????? '

BLONDE DOGS
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.

The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.

Her friend said, 'Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?'

'HELLLOOOOOOO. .....,' answered the blonde. 'They're watchdogs, OK !!!!!! '

hahaha funny