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PostPosted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 7:21 pm    Post subject: Unusual Funeral Reply with quote

A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery..

A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 Feet behind the first one.

Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a dog on a leash.

Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking single file.

The man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the man walking the dog and said, ' I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you, but I ' ve never seen a funeral like this.

Whose funeral is it? '

' My wife's.'

'What happened to her? '

The man replied, ' My dog attacked and killed her '

He inquired further, ' But who is in the second hearse? '

The man answered, ' My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog turned on her. '

A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two men.

'Can I borrow the dog? '

The man replied, ' Get in line.

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 9:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lol lol

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 10:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lol lol
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 4:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Applause Applause Applause Applause
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 2:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Very Happy Very Happy
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