Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot.

The Indian man said to the American, "You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once.
We call this arranged marriage.
I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love...
I told them that openly and now I have a hell lot of family problems."

The American said, "Talking about love marriages... I'll tell you my story.
I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years."

"After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law."

The American continued, "My daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother.
More problems occurred when I had a son.
My son is my father's brother and so he is my uncle.
Situations turned worse when my father had a son.
Now my father's son that is my brother is my grandson.
Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson.

And you say you have family problems.... Give me a break!!"