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PostPosted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 10:51 am    Post subject: Indon Maid Reply with quote

A young Indon maid in a high class home in Damansara wanted an increase. The “Mum” (lady of the house) was very upset about
this and asked: "Now Nora, why do you want an increase?"
Nora: "Well Mum, there are three reasons why I want an increase, the
first is that I iron better than you."
Mum: "Who said you iron better than me?"
Nora: "The Master ( the lady’s old husband ) said so."
Mum: "oh."
Nora: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."
Mum: "nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"
Nora: "the Master did."
Mum: "oh."
Nora: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you."
Mum (very upset now): "did the old Master say so as well?"
Nora: "no mum, the Indon gardener did."

( Moral of the story : It is not always that the master is after the maid …it could be the
other way around )
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 11:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 2:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lol lol Lol lol
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 2:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 5:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 10:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The maid should get a fair increase for another reason too.....good english speaking skill!
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 9:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think the maid will get the increase because she don't want the maid appeal to the master and repeating the same 3 reaons
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 9:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lol lol Lol lol

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